Easy Button Starts Its Journey

I was in Staples one day, where I was buying some pencils, tape, pens, maybe a calculator, and that is when I saw it. The genuine Easy Button right there on a shelf in its little green package with a "Push Me" arrow on it. I couldn't resist myself, I had to press it. "That Was Easy" it said and I just knew I needed to take it home with me. So I threw down the $5 and took it home in a clear bag with me, and that is where its adventures begin.....