Stapler, Friend or Foe? Pt. 2

Previously on Easy Button Advenutures:

Easy Button was just about to be shot with staples by a mad Stapler. What can Easy Button do? Find out on the exciting conclusion of "Stapler, Friend or Foe?".


"This is it!" screamed the Stapler after exausted Easy Button was laying, waiting to see its fate. Easy Button didn't know what to do. It can't move, it's too exausted, and it can't get hit. What can it do? "Ping!!" sounded as the Stapler fired its only staple at Easy Button. Suddenly, SPROINK!! The staple bounced off our hero and was thrown to the side. Whoa, how did this happen. "Oh, now I remember." said Easy Button. "I am ammune to staples!" Yes, Easy Button is ammune to staples having its roots being staples. "Ha!" screamed Easy Button to the Stapler as it stood up. "You haven't seen the last of me!" screamed the Stapler, and it slowly drifted off into the fading sunlight. "Wow" Easy Button thought to itself, "That Was Easy!"

Stapler, Friend or Foe?

When we last left our hero, he was viciously attacked by a cat....and that's all so far. Now let's continue with this exciting installment.

Easy Button had just escaped the clutches of the evil cat. It decided it was going to take a rest and relax, like a lot of Easy Buttons do. So what's better than watching a few gameshows. Easy Button loved game shows, The Price Is Right and Family Feud are his favorite. After some serveys, Easy Button decided to go in the kitchen and get some staples to eat (hey, it's from there, that's what it eats.) But on its way to the little box full of the staples, something unexpected happened. "Hey, those are my staples." What mysterious person is this voice coming from. Well my friend, it wasn't a person, it was the Stapler. Dun dun dun. "Hey, get away from those!" said the Stapler. Then the Stapler took action and attacked the Easy Button. Who knows why the Easy Button gets attacked so much, it just does. Well anyway, they both fought with all of their strength. The Easy Button was, unfortunetly, no match for the Stapler. The Easy Button had to step back and rest. "This is it" said the Stapler, and it shot its final staple at our hero, Easy Button. What could Easy Button do? It was too weak to dodge and any of the flying staples and it just couldn't attack again. Find out next time on, Easy Button Adventures.

The Cat Attack

Easy Button was just minding its own business one day, sitting on the table, its beautiful letter shining in the sun. It was a lovely day. Easy Button was getting pushed a few times, saying its favorite phrase "That Was Easy" when it happened. My cat was walking around, prowling, for prey. Ok, not really. Then it jumped on the table and attacked Easy Button. Poor little easy button had to do what it must. It yelled out "That Was Easy" constantly, but just couldn't escape. Then, it had to use it magical Staples mystical easy ray vision to escape. With another "That Was Easy" the cat fled and Easy Button was saved. Or was it......? Ok, yeah he was, for now.......

Easy Button Starts Its Journey

I was in Staples one day, where I was buying some pencils, tape, pens, maybe a calculator, and that is when I saw it. The genuine Easy Button right there on a shelf in its little green package with a "Push Me" arrow on it. I couldn't resist myself, I had to press it. "That Was Easy" it said and I just knew I needed to take it home with me. So I threw down the $5 and took it home in a clear bag with me, and that is where its adventures begin.....

Welcome To Easy Button Adventures

Hello and welcome to Easy Button Adventures. On this blog, I will post about the adventures of my Staples Easy Button. My Easy Button is going through constant adventures so there will be a lot of post. So visit often. Zam, out.